Random Perks

I realized the other night, well early morning, that being married affords you certain perks. Like, if the air conditioning is set a little bit too cool, and you are curled up in bed with your favorite monkey blanket, but you are still cold enough that you are slightly shivering, you have somebody there to pull the blanket down over your exposed bum. You are then warm and cozy and can sleep so soundly that you snore like the best of them.

You're welcome honey.